CO-FOUNDER
CEO

Can settle any argument with a smile and a well-timed cookie. Known for negotiating peace between toddlers, teens, and board members over the last muffin. Fluent in passive-aggressive group text energy.

CO-FOUNDER
EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR/PRESIDENT

Believes deeply in starting meetings on time, color-coding everything, and the healing power of a well-crafted bullet point. Her gavel has a name. Has a secret plan for world domination via Google Docs. Once created a flowchart for how to make toast.

VICE-PRESIDENT

Has 27 ideas for events, 14 kinds of raffle baskets in her trunk, and once raised $400 from a mason jar of jellybeans. Can turn anything into a fundraiser — including but not limited to glitter, lasagna, and small goats.

SECRETARY

Always ready. Extra snacks? Got ’em. Extra pens? Absolutely. Extra copy of the bylaws printed on waterproof paper? You better believe it. Lives in the shadow of the president’s gavel but secretly dreams of her own someday.

TREASURER

Excel files fear her. Budgets bow to her. Once made a pivot table so powerful it briefly opened a portal to another dimension. Has a secret identity as a karaoke champion. Her graphs have graphs.

BOARD MEMBER

No one knows how she got on the board. She just showed up one day with a casserole and a clipboard and never left. Brings ideas that are either brilliant or completely unhinged — sometimes both. Voted most likely to accidentally start a flash mob.

CHIEF OFFICER OF UNINVITED INSIGHT

Not on the board, but definitely in the group photos. Specializes in showing up to meetings no one remembers inviting her to and offering unsolicited advice that somehow works. Allegedly holds five honorary titles, all self-appointed, and once chaired a subcommittee that didn’t exist—possibly still does.